Monks on their morning alms-seeking promenade
Luang Prabang, LaosWalked into an internet cafe several days ago to find a 20-something monk tapping away at the keyboard. Nothing really unusual about that, but he typed confidently - in
english, and faster than most non-nerdy western men.
Soon a Khmer/English couple walked in. The englishman reprimanded internet cafe staff for rearranging his laptop hookup in the elevated
"let me tell you just how incompetent you are" tone that suggested he'd been in this country for a while. After a few minutes, the monk took a break from typing and started chatting to the Khmer girl in English, out of deference to her anglophone boyfriend. I wasn't paying attention at first but the following exchange caught my ear:
Monk: "Why you talk to me like you are scared?"
Girl:
Deferential silence, refuses to look at monkMonk, louder this time, grinning: "Why you scared of me?"
Girl, looking desperately at her boyfriend for help: "I don't know."
Boyfriend butts in: "Why are you talking to my girlfriend like this?"
Monk, switching from one power-trip to another, asks how long the barang boyfriend has been in Cambodia, then asks: "What do you, as westerner, think of buddhist monks?"
Boyfriend, pointedly, with the weariness of a foreigner in need of a break from all things Khmer - excepting his girlfriend of course: "I think there are many corrupt monks out there who take advantage of people."
The couple left shortly afterwards.
As the monk was leaving he walked over and asked how long I'd been in Cambodia. When I answered that I live here at the moment, he asked if I had a phone, then for my phone number. I smiled and said no, my husband didn't like me giving out my number to men, even monks. He invited me to Wat Bo Lanka sometime to learn more about buddhism. I nodded and smiled, both of us knowing I wouldn't: I'd met few examples of someone less qualified to talk to anyone about buddhism in general.